<div><font face=Arial color=red size=5><span style="FONT-WEIGHT:bold;FONT-SIZE:18pt;COLOR:red;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><font face=新細明體 color=#000000 size=4>1、錢不是問題,問題是沒錢。</font></span></font></div><br><div><font face=Arial color=red size=5><span style="FONT-WEIGHT:bold;FONT-SIZE:18pt;COLOR:red;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><font face=新細明體 color=#000000 size=4><br> </font></span></font></div><br><div><font face=Arial color=red size=5><span style="FONT-WEIGHT:bold;FONT-SIZE:18pt;COLOR:red;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><font face=新細明體 color=#000000 size=4>2、鑽石恆久遠,一顆就破產。</font></span></font></div><br><div><font face=Arial color=red size=5><span style="FONT-WEIGHT:bold;FONT-SIZE:18pt;COLOR:red;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><font face=新細明體 color=#000000 size=4><br> </font></span></font></div><br><div><font face=Arial color=red size=5><span style="FONT-WEIGHT:bold;FONT-SIZE:18pt;COLOR:red;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><font face=新細明體 color=#000000 size=4>3、水能載舟,亦能煮粥。</font></span></font></div><br><div><font face=Arial color=red size=5><span style="FONT-WEIGHT:bold;FONT-SIZE:18pt;COLOR:red;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><font face=新細明體 color=#000000 size=4><br> </font></span></font></div><br><div><font face=Arial color=red size=5><span style="FONT-WEIGHT:bold;FONT-SIZE:18pt;COLOR:red;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><font face=新細明體 color=#000000 size=4>4、一山不能容二虎,除非一公一母。</font></span></font></div><br><div><font face=Arial color=red size=5><span style="FONT-WEIGHT:bold;FONT-SIZE:18pt;COLOR:red;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><font face=新細明體 color=#000000 size=4><br> </font></span></font></div><br><div><font face=Arial color=red size=5><span style="FONT-WEIGHT:bold;FONT-SIZE:18pt;COLOR:red;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><font face=新細明體 color=#000000 size=4>5、火可以試金,金可以試女人,女人可以試男人。</font></span></font></div><br><div><font face=Arial color=red size=5><span style="FONT-WEIGHT:bold;FONT-SIZE:18pt;COLOR:red;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><font face=新細明體 color=#000000 size=4><br> </font></span></font></div><br><div><font face=Arial color=red size=5><span style="FONT-WEIGHT:bold;FONT-SIZE:18pt;COLOR:red;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><font face=新細明體 color=#000000 size=4>6、燒香的不一定是和尚,還可能是熊貓。</font></span></font></div><br><div><font face=Arial color=red size=5><span style="FONT-WEIGHT:bold;FONT-SIZE:18pt;COLOR:red;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><font face=新細明體 color=#000000 size=4><br> </font></span></font></div><br><div><font face=Arial color=red size=5><span style="FONT-WEIGHT:bold;FONT-SIZE:18pt;COLOR:red;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><font face=新細明體 color=#000000 size=4>7、喝醉了我誰也不服,我就扶牆。</font></span></font></div><br><div><font face=Arial color=red size=5><span style="FONT-WEIGHT:bold;FONT-SIZE:18pt;COLOR:red;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><font face=新細明體 color=#000000 size=4><br> </font></span></font></div><br><div><font face=Arial color=red size=5><span style="FONT-WEIGHT:bold;FONT-SIZE:18pt;COLOR:red;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><font face=新細明體 color=#000000 size=4>8、我就像一只趴在玻璃上的蒼蠅,前途光明,出路沒有。</font></span></font></div><br><div><font face=Arial color=red size=5><span style="FONT-WEIGHT:bold;FONT-SIZE:18pt;COLOR:red;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><font face=新細明體 color=#000000 size=4><br> </font></span></font></div><br><div><font face=Arial color=red size=5><span style="FONT-WEIGHT:bold;FONT-SIZE:18pt;COLOR:red;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><font face=新細明體 color=#000000 size=4>9、避孕的效果:不成功,便成人。</font></span></font></div><br><div><font face=Arial color=red size=5><span style="FONT-WEIGHT:bold;FONT-SIZE:18pt;COLOR:red;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><font face=新細明體 color=#000000 size=4><br> </font></span></font></div><br><div><font face=Arial color=red size=5><span style="FONT-WEIGHT:bold;FONT-SIZE:18pt;COLOR:red;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><font face=新細明體 color=#000000 size=4>10、問世間情為何物?一物降一物</font></span></font></div><br><div><font face=Arial color=red size=5><span style="FONT-WEIGHT:bold;FONT-SIZE:18pt;COLOR:red;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><font face=新細明體 color=#000000 size=4><br> </font></span></font></div><br><div><font face=Arial color=red size=5><span style="FONT-WEIGHT:bold;FONT-SIZE:18pt;COLOR:red;FONT-FAMILY:Arial;"><font face=新細明體 color=#000000 size=4>最後補充:有錢人終成眷屬</font></span></font></div>
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